So, you have a super hot date with a spicy senorita tonight. Well done! BUT before you have that date and do what you’re going to do, certain things have to be done before you hook-up.
Steps you HAVE to take BEFORE your super hot date
- Shower — no one wants to smell stink ass! Wash your balls! Shave them too. Make sure you use a loofah or other scrubbing tool.
- Deodorize — use deodorant AND powder your balls with a talc-free product.
- Clean your place — make sure everything is clean, including your sheets. Make your bed and light a candle too!
- Brush your teeth — no stinky dragon breath!
- Check your face — groom your nose hair; no buggers in your nose.
- Clean your toilet — make sure it’s sparkling clean; refill the toilet paper and have wet wipes available.
- Eat healthfully and stay hydrated — you want to make sure Big Al’s contribution isn’t foul smelling or tasting.
- Have protection — think through the protection process; wrap that rascal no matter what. Keep a few in your sock.
